There was a man lived in the moon,
lived in the moon, lived in the moon
There was a man lived in the moon
and his name was Aiken Drum
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle
He played upon a ladle and his name was Aiken Drum
And his head was made of cream cheese...
And his name was Aiken Drum
And his coat was made of good roast beef....
And his breeches were made of haggis bags....
